My brother and I were walking home, and he noticed a leek was lying on the ground. Just a whole, rather fresh-looking leek. Weird.
We continued walking, and there was another leek.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, WHAT IS THIS FOR CONSPIRACY

But why would he leave his leeks all over the place? Or did someone steal a few Farfetch’d but left their leeks on the...
I have the answer