Beware of the randomness

four times john and watson ate together

sherlock!porn
↳ Sherlock coat & scarf!porn

my mom should really know by now not to bring me into the apple store

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me: 
mom: 
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom: 
me: 
mom: this isn't normal

reasons-to-love-stephen-fry:

Reason #72- Stephen Fry’s nude scene

Reblog if you have met someone online that you would love to hang with but they live far away.

ijwalker:

What if the reason breaking a mirror brings you seven years of bad luck is because you let Lucy Cartwright from the Family Of Blood out of her mirror prison and she haunts you for seven years???

mybelovedcheshire:

#his own name is his pickup line

Bored